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This is the race report for the 2k4/03/06 Rutgers race from jkopena:
For future record, note that it is guaranteed to rain for any race
hosted by Rutgers. It's obviously just a basic property of their
events. The only upside to the rain was that it let Erik pull his
usual "I'm closing my eyes so I can pretend I have no idea how fast
Joe is driving on this rain-slicked New Jersey Turnpike." routine,
which is always pretty entertaining.
One of the more startling things to happen this race was that we
basically left on time. Even I wasn't my customary 8 minutes late.
It was impressive, and more than a little scary.
All I really want to say about the racing is that Mike and Mitch
carried the day by being the only ones to successfully complete their
races. The rest of us all failed miserably, either from sheer suckage
(Joe), faking flat tires (da Platinum), or being caught up in massive
pileups (Justin, Steve, Dan). I have to admit, though, I was rather
proud that Steve and Dan could carry on proud traditions and not just
crash, but crash in their very first race.
More seriously, the D guys all did really well. Justin, Steve, Dan,
and Mitch were right up there with the lead until two other guys
caused a big crash near the end of the last lap. Mitch managed to
miss it, but the story as I heard it is that Dan rode into some guy on
the ground while Justin rode over someone else's wheel. Steve thought
that was hilarious for the few brief milliseconds before he realized
it had redirected Justin right into him, taking them both down.
A mildly amusing part of this is that I was watching the end of the
race while waiting in line for the port-a-john. I'm watching the guys
go around and everything's looking good. I go in, come back out, and
the next time around everyone's gone!
Although he was right up there throughout the race, Erik clearly knew
that he was in trouble for the final sprint and, in a desperate panic
to save face, obviously pulled one of the safety pins off his numbers
and jammed it into his rear tire.
For my part, I only went to get dressed up and look pretty, and was
clearly unconcerned with actually racing. (Iceman, it's a damn good
thing you didn't show up, it was fugly...)
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